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This cat is so guh. -__-

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ostracizedpoodle:

you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be

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thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

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itsmemacleod:

thats it. we have seen everything, the world may continue to stop existing.

itsmemacleod:

thats it. we have seen everything, the world may continue to stop existing.

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direhuman:

yo-tori:

itsellaaaa2012:

The chick closest to land was gone 

She ran before the shit even fell through

She’s the one that survives the horror movie.

direhuman:

yo-tori:

itsellaaaa2012:

The chick closest to land was gone 

She ran before the shit even fell through

She’s the one that survives the horror movie.

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kitchenxheat:

mandopony:

arewefadingout:

videohall:

Wait a second, am I tripping balls?

HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

Sometimes life is just beautiful.

I’ve been devoting my life to the wrong things.

I will never be unhappy again because this exists.

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likeafieldmouse:

Some of America’s most absurd laws illustrated in a photo series by Olivia Locher.

I Fought the Law (2014)

1. In Alabama it is illegal to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at all times.

2. In Georgia picnics are prohibited in graveyards.

3. In California nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

4. In Ohio it’s illegal to disrobe in front of a man’s portrait.

5. In Kansas it’s illegal to serve wine in teacups.

6. In Utah no one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.

7. In Colorado it’s illegal to have weeds in your yard.

8. In Maine it’s unlawful to tickle women under the chin with a feather duster.

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